4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
my being single is dangerous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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