Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
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