he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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