Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
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I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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