Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
no more duck duck goose at the bar
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Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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