I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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