my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
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I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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