I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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