Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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