You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
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If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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