Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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