Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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