I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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