dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
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I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
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Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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