New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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