FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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