Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
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This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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