I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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