***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
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my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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