I like my sex mixed with concussions.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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