Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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