ya dads aren't the best wingmen
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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