I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
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i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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