GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
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True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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