420 ftw
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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