too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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