im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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not ubering you a puppy
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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