Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
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He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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