Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
It was like getting head from an anaconda
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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