to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
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craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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