She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
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A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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