So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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