Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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