I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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