everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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