first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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