The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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