This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
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So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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