my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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