Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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