You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
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They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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