can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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