I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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