this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
time to smoke my breakfast
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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