Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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