Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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