Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
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I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize