I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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