Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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