Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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